If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via slutwhat)


do you know why feminism has a horrible image?

i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women

(Source: luckyastrologymoodwatch, via sadhours)


'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via trust)


When you order something online and it finally comes


(via unprime)