terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via hotboyproblems)

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via hate)

therealhousewivesofpanem:

when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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