I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
"Whenever I die, I want them to stuff my boner."
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day